Turkey Balls
When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Turkey Balls by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020
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Turkey Balls
As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
Turkey Balls by Coneja July 7, 2009
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Turkey Balls
"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
Turkey Balls by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013
Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich
So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
Turkey ball
(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
Turkey ball by thebmarinara August 22, 2012
turkey ball
A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
turkey ball by umbie March 21, 2004
turkey ball
turkey ball by footballa2gjdjdjd May 1, 2010
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