When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 05, 2020

As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
by Coneja July 07, 2009

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
by thebmarinara August 22, 2012

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.
by umbie March 21, 2004

by footballa2gjdjdjd May 01, 2010

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"
by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013
