Turdpike

n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic

Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.

by KitnWhiskers November 03, 2008

cat thermometer

n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"

You don't need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it's furshlugginer hot in here.

by KitnWhiskers November 03, 2008