Skip to main content

Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
Turd world problems by bumchutney September 21, 2014

Biggest turd in the world 

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass

word turd 

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.
Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.
word turd by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

word turd 

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect
Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

:(
word turd by Fishaah November 19, 2010

word turd 

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.
Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd
word turd by haramb3 November 24, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026