Definitions by Fishaah

word turd 

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect

Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

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word turd by Fishaah November 19, 2010