Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

by hippie2011 January 9, 2011

Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

turdling

A weasle like co-worker who blocks any hope of enjoyment.

I was heading for the stairs 15 minutes early when the turdling spotted me, so now I'm stuck here until 5.

by fatmacman September 5, 2005

turdling

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

by ZionMagus August 14, 2003

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Turdling

Old School Gaming term. Used in fighting games, refers to someone playing very defensively. Blocking, ducking, running back etc.

Player 1: ahhh! my health is low =(

Player2: Stop turdling! you're gonna die either way. Might aswell go out in style.

by Techniques October 26, 2008

turdling

The feeling and smells left after having just dropped a massive turd.

oh man this turnlinger is killin my ass.

by HighCommanderLars December 13, 2003