Turd Hurdle 

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.

"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."

Turd Hurdle by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016

Turd Hurdle 

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.

If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.

Turd Hurdle by riccroccman July 3, 2014

TURD HURDER 

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.

Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.

TURD HURDER by plumbers November 19, 2007

Turd Hurdler 

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')

Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"

Turd Hurdler by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

Turd Hurdler 

A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.

Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!

Turd Hurdler by Mark Langen December 29, 2006

turd hurler

One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.

Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler

turd hurler by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011

TURD HURDLER 

A Foreigner that doesnt speak English well. Often from a 3rd world country

That turd hurdler doesnt belong in this chat group.

TURD HURDLER by Sirenlilith February 16, 2019