Turd Ass

Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.

Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.

by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.

Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

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by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006