Turd Ass
Turd Ass by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008
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turd ass
a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
turd ass by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024
turd burgaling ass bandit
turd burgaling ass bandit by big andy C May 7, 2007
turd burgling ass monkey
turd burgling ass monkey by Ksmak July 22, 2006
Ass Turd Monkey Fucker
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Ass Turd Monkey Fucker by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009
Turd assault
A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
Turd assault by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006
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