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Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

Turbin Dick by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017

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Dick Turbin

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turbin to get my nut.

Dick Turbin by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

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Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

Dick Turban by jinmao October 8, 2008

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[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction by pinkfoot January 18, 2009

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Dick Turpin

Sexual intercourse in a standing position.

Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".

Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.

Dick Turpin by Jet out of Gladiators December 6, 2009

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Dick Turban

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turban to get my nut.

Dick Turban by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

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Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

Dick turban by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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