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Turgidphobia 

(tûr′jĭd-fō′bē-ə)
1. The abnormal, irrational fear of using bombastic words, which compels one to avoid them in communication.
2. The fear of being misunderstood from the usage of bombastic words.
3. An irrational dislike of people who use bombastic words.

This word was created by combining two words 'turgid' and 'phobia', this came by as a result of an observation made of the phenomenon where people know a lot of bombastic words or not so commonly used words in everyday language, but they feel anxious to use the words when communicating for fear of being misunderstood, taken out of context or judged. Instead, they choose to use simple words or the most common words, in order to fit in.

submitted by Senzo Spencer Tsibande
‘Gugu has turgidphobia and therefore prefers to make use of the simplest English words.’

'Spencer had just learned the word pulchritude but was afraid to use it in his class speech and instead he used the word beautiful. He later realized that he had turgidphobia.'
Turgidphobia by Mkhontweni February 6, 2021

Turbin Dipping 

Turbin dipping drowning sand beach sunshine watersports
Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer

turbinado 

Sweet; awesome; great. Used as you would use, "That is so sweet."
"That is totally turbinado."

"Mo' turbinado."
turbinado by Kevin Delaney December 19, 2006

Turbodrunk 

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.
I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.
Turbodrunk by sausagelord November 2, 2014

Turbined 

A fully functioning part of an MMORPG that is broken by inept developers upon release of new content that should otherwise have no effect on what was broken.

The expected and normal occurrence for players of a Boston based Online Game development company when players encounter a a fix to the game that breaks 4 things for every one it fixes.

Broken fucking content in your fucking game that had nothing to do with the content they released, yet somehow they broke it because they won't pull the boss's dick out of their mouth long enough to stand up and tell him the content is broken.

Game developers that are more fucking interested in making junk and broken code because they are apparently attempting to code a game when they are fucking drunk and/or too busy T bagging their Executive producer to make sure they don't break anything unrelated to their work.
I just tried to gather my loot, but they turbined the chest and it won't open.

They turbined the forums again, you can't log in.

There should be no real way to break the online store, but they turbined it again.

Oh awesome! Another game update with 7 new quests! Too bad 6 of them have been turbined and have been turned off.
Turbined by slag6 May 3, 2013

George Bush Turbine 

In a group of wind farm turbines, It's the one not working.
Plural: Bush-Cheney Turbines
We're going green with the wind farm exept for the George Bush turbine>
George Bush Turbine by merman106 February 6, 2010