Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.
"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"
TimmyTopper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.
Rachel says to JoeyMonica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.
A smalllaptop you place on your “tummy” while laying down so you can watch porn and browse with one hand while the other reaches around the screen and takes care of business.
Why you got them spats on your laptop? Yo, this my tummytop...use the other computer.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"