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Tommy Topper
(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.
Tommy Topper by Jim Tan February 12, 2009
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Tummy Top • timmy topper • Tommy Topper • Tommy Toppit • tummy sticks • tummy • tummy tuck • Tummy Buddy • tummy time • Tummy Do
Tommy Toppit
Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.
"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"
Tommy Toppit by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 21, 2016
timmy topper
Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.
Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.
timmy topper by Ohan33 November 12, 2015
TummyTop
A small laptop you place on your “tummy” while laying down so you can watch porn and browse with one hand while the other reaches around the screen and takes care of business.
TummyTop by DatbirdcallCAW June 16, 2018
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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