Tumblrfag 

Boring anti-social rejects who instead of spending their time taking pictures of their own, sit on their indie ass and reblog other peoples pictures. A tumblrfag can be found lurking at a party and laughing with their internet friends while everyone else is socializing in real life.

"Hey, do you have tumblr?"
"No i'm not a tumblrfag"

"Hey, do you like tumblr?"
"No I'm not a cunt"

Tumblrfag by tumblrfag101 August 21, 2011

tumblralysis 

State where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. The brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects hits refresh every 4 seconds.
Only memes can undo this unfortunate state.

She didn't do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.

tumblralysis by Agent3Z April 1, 2009

tumblring 

The act of being on tumblr for hours and hours.

I was tumblring so hard last night I forgot to sleep but it's okay because I dipdyed my hair and got an american flag tank and combat boots, I'm a hipster now!

tumblring by wannabehipstah January 20, 2011

Tumblrpathic 

You say someone’s tumblrpathic when their mood depends on what’s on their Tumblr dashboard.

Friend: My brother’s life basically consists of Tumblr. I think he’s also tumblrpathic.
Other friend: Yeah i know! He’s a really cool kid.

Tumblrpathic by whatevenisthis March 6, 2013

Tumblraholic 

Someone one is constantly on Tumblr, posting, reblogging, and liking things. Often times a person who runs a blog that has lots of followers, a top-blog wannabe, someone with no life, or someone who is spending all of their time on Tumblr instead of Facebook.

Dude, you're a Tumblraholic. You need some help.

Tumblraholic by fellowtumblraholic September 12, 2010

Tumblring. 

What cool people do.

Im Tumblring. Right now.

Tumblring. by Yoooooooooooooooooooo. September 26, 2010

Tumblr Fag 

A person who is one of the worst kinds of tumblr users known. They tend to be easily offended and are sjw's. The kind that will not be afraid to call anyone who doesn't agree with them racist,sexist,homophobic and etc. Typically dyes their hair an unnatural color while claiming they're not "like the other guys/girls" or is a " rebel of society". usually wears some overly glorified Japanese anime outfit that no normal person can figure out what it means. Usually self identifies as anything but straight or one of the many made up "genders" that spawned from various tumblr blogs. Loves the word "ignorant" and loves the phrase "get educated" to silence out opposition to over sensitive mindset.

Tumblr Fag: You ignorant white,sexist, cis privileged piece of trash! It is not your place to use such hate speech that could hurt someone's feelings! Scum like you should go back to school to learn how to frickin treat people instead of blindly listening to your conservative, Fox News loving daddy! Go sleep with your sister you homophobic me from-aggresser!

Sane Being: B*tch leave me alone! Go back to your hole
*mutters Tumblr Fag...

Tumblr Fag by NoFlorida July 14, 2015