Tumbl’d

When your mom comes into your room without your permission and rearranges/fucks your shit up and then you can’t find anything so you go full kyle style and punch the wall but then you hurt your hand so you cry yourself to sleep lol

“Bro my mom fuckin tumbl’d my room while i wasn’t home!”
“lol damn bruh i hate getting tumbl’d

Tumbl’d by DarkAngel0001 August 14, 2021

Tumbo’d 

Having to set aside a minimum of an hour to talk on the phone with someone.

“Man, Adam really Tumbo’d me yesterday. I had to set aside an hour to hear about his relationship”

Tumbo’d by MLJG31 March 8, 2021

tumblr dom 

A boy who wants to be a classic Dominant stereotype. Probably got his advice from 50 Shades of Grey. Doesn't know or acknowledge things like aftercare or subspace. Most likely won't listen to a safeword and will keep going. A fuckboy who tries to use kink to justify being a sexist prick. Named after the website tumblr because for a while asshole guys would go on and inexperienced subs would flock to them when they knew nothing.

Tumblr Dom: "yeah bitch, you want to be my slut?"
Sub: "Sure do you do aftercare?"
Tumblr Dom: "Wtf is aftercare? You don't need that."
Sub: "gotcha, tumblr dom."

tumblr dom by ASlutForARealDom September 26, 2019

tumble dry 

What you say when you are talking to washed-up hoes.

Alex: Hey
Andre: Tumble dry bitch, tumble dry

tumble dry by Alfred1256 December 27, 2012

Tumblr Down 

When Tumblr's fucking servers are down and everyone is bitching on twitter and facebook about how they are forever alone without it.

person 1: Tumblr down?!
person 2: fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Tumblr Down by tumblinona December 6, 2010

obsessive tumblr disorder 

OTD: when someone loves tumblr so much they become addicted, delete their social life, live forever alone, eat a lot, and have more followers than friends.

Boy: Hey Lindsay, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry can't my Obsessive Tumblr Disorder says I'm not allowed to have social interactions outside of tumblr. :)

obsessive tumblr disorder by tumblrloverOTD January 7, 2012

Tumble-dryered 

Absolutely, completely and utterly paraplegic from the drink

Jesus your man had a tough one last weekend, he was tumble-dryered

Tumble-dryered by ragingjackass69 March 16, 2021