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A teethless monster
Dentist: Brush you teeth or end up like tuise
Tuise by Jamstar30 May 20, 2020
Words you can keep
Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*

Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
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Tuise trisexual Taisei twisexual Tiser Thise Tisean trisexuality Turse tuse
a kind generous person. with an intresting personality. they have cute smiles and they are cute and handsome themselves. they are fun to be aroud and they are a blessing.

if you have a tiisetso in your life. you are extremely lucky
tiisetso has the best smile
Tiisetso by baddy dior November 23, 2021
Tise has an amazing sense of humor, She's very pretty,smiles all the time and will always have your back. She'll kill someone if you tell her to. She is very loyal and can keep even the biggest secrets. She's like a therapist sometimes. Tise is a very loveable girl. She loves to have a good time and is always ready to party! To many people, Tise seems weird but that's just what she is at times. She's really sweet, nice and is such a badass. be careful what you say to her she'll slap you! Its very hard for her to cry but when Tise cries, she REALLY cries! It may seem like nothing bad or sad is going on in her life because of her personality but there truly is ALOT going on. She'll never tell unless you ask. Tise is a daddy's girl. Her mom is like her hero. Any guy would be lucky to have her and any girl would be lucky to be her friend. She's someone you'd want to be with for the rest of your life. She's always there for you and will always be your best friend. Even though you stop being her friend she will never stop being yours.

Pronounced Tee Shay
I wish I had a Tise in my life.
Tise by MylifeasMs.Bayne July 17, 2019

dream com truise

something you have wanted very much for a long time and it still didn't happen, now.
For her, making the Olympic team has been a dream com truise. She owns a donut shop right by the corner, now.
dream com truise by kelamist September 11, 2018

trisexual 

Due to contrary belief, trisexuals are not attracted to any living or nonliving thing. Instead, they are only sexually attracted to the tricerotops dinosaur. Most trisexual prefer horns inside of them instead of dicks.
Trisexual person: horns make me horny
trisexual by Thickеn May 30, 2017
Someone who wants to have an orgy with the cast of Twilight
I'm a Twisexual
twisexual by greenday22 May 18, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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