Tugbro

Any bro willing to lend a helping hand in a time of need.

bro 1: "My woman just left me, I am so lonely."
bro 2 (tugbro): "Dawg, I got your back, I will be your tugbro"

by wallabro4life November 19, 2010

rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

bologna tugboat

An awesome insult that was originated on the final TV episode of the Trailer Park Boys. The line was directed at Phil Collins, an overweight supporting character who, in the context of this episode, was furious at being denied a chance to consume a tenth bologna sandwich. Phil, whose appearance has been described as resembling a human house, was given a whole block of bologna, which he was seen cuddling the next day when he awoke from an inebriated state.

I think it's time to lay off the sandwiches for awhile, ya fuckin' bologna tugboat!

by Greasy-Looking Canadian February 4, 2012

Tugbomb

The act of masturbation while sitting on a toilet seat defecating. Commonly performed by the male sex.

I got food poisioning while watching "The Black Swan" and had to Tugbomb several times throughout the movie.

by neverbeenlaid October 17, 2011

Monthly Tugboat

A term used to describe Welfare and Social security checks that arrive monthly. Notably used by Christian Weston Chandler.

I've got to wait until the 3rd before my monthly tugboat comes in so I can buy me a bunch of Oreos and weed. I sure love not working.

by PotSton December 6, 2010

Turbro

A combination of the words turbo and bro, as in your turbo bro.

Finn is the Ice Kings turbro.

by Koala.Kailey July 25, 2012

Mexican Tugboat

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.

Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!

by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011