One of the best inventions ever --> A microwave
Nukes the shit out of your food.
Invented by some crazy cunt that thought it would be cool to burn shit with lasers. Yew
Just some Classic Aussie Slang
Nukes the shit out of your food.
Invented by some crazy cunt that thought it would be cool to burn shit with lasers. Yew
Just some Classic Aussie Slang
by classicaussiebloke March 10, 2019
Get the Tuckerfucker mug.The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.
Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!
by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006
Get the TuckerFucker mug.Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
Get the Tucker Fucker mug.(n.) The act of offering a "free" service, then selling the information that people provide to that service to agents of hostile powers in order to bring about the end of the world
by rez2 May 28, 2018
Get the Zuckerfuckery mug.A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.
Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018
Get the Tucker fucker mug.Someone who steals your idea.
"he just Zuckerfucked you, dude!"
"you're a Zuckerfucker"
named after Mark Zuckerburg, the owner of Facebook who Zuckerfucked his was to the top.
"he just Zuckerfucked you, dude!"
"you're a Zuckerfucker"
named after Mark Zuckerburg, the owner of Facebook who Zuckerfucked his was to the top.
by drp 84 January 20, 2014
Get the Zuckerfucker mug.1) Sombody who loses their virginity to a trucker (usually used to refer to a slut, mostly female).
2) A slut; whore.
3) Somebody who fucked a trucker.
2) A slut; whore.
3) Somebody who fucked a trucker.
Shut the hell up you sluty truckerfucker!
by tomcruiseisaduchejk November 1, 2010
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