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tucker-sucker 

One who enjoys the act of performing fellatio on a man who dresses like a woman and tucks his penis away to further the illusion. Often the tucker-sucker is homosexual without being entirely aware.
Frank: Did you see Ted hangin out with that tranny last night?

Alex: Yeah dude, didn't you know he's a tucker-sucker?

Frank: No way! I thought he was straight!

Alex: So does he!
tucker-sucker by donkey-schlong April 17, 2009
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tucked sucked and fucked 

quickest and gayest way to clap a mans cheeks.
guy 1: What's Good B
guy 2: Last night, Nate tucked sucked and fucked me.

truckersucker 

Generally homosexual men who have a fetish for anonymous sex with truck drivers. The men generally meet for sex in the truckers sleeper and are the homosexual equilivent of a lot lizard or what is referred to as commercial company.

Historically, truckersuckers would meet in rest areas, truck stops or other risky venues. Once the internet became a widespread place for social networking, truckersuckers were able to connect on webistes such as truckersucker.com where personal ads can be placed and truckers search by location to find a sucker to meet.

The term truckersucker can be taken as a man who provides oral service to a truck driver, or in the context " he is a sucker for a trucker ".
I hooked with him on truckersucker or He is a Sucker for a Trucker, He is a truckersucker. I think I will get a truckersucker tonight, its been a long haul.
truckersucker by GTUSA September 18, 2007

Tuckerfucker 

One of the best inventions ever --> A microwave
Nukes the shit out of your food.

Invented by some crazy cunt that thought it would be cool to burn shit with lasers. Yew

Just some Classic Aussie Slang
"Hey, can I borrow your tuckerfucker to cook my 2 minute noodles?"

TuckerFucker 

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.
Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!
TuckerFucker by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026