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Tubing In Aruba
An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.
When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.
Tubing In Aruba by Je parle français January 31, 2019
wine tubing
When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.
Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
wine tubing by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012
Pussy Tubing
Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
Pussy Tubing by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009
You Tubacide
The act of deleting one's You Tube account, usually committed in a moment of personal crisis. You Tubacide is often followed by feelings of regret, and the opening of a new account with a screen name closely associated with the You Tuber's previous screen name.
You Tubacide by klusnark October 7, 2009
Tubucky Jones
Woman: well get on that, you remember what happened last time.
Man: ok...
Woman: I mean it... blah blah blah
Man: cool it Tubucky Jones!
Man: ok...
Woman: I mean it... blah blah blah
Man: cool it Tubucky Jones!
Tubucky Jones by Tubucky Jones September 7, 2009
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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