Tubic

Someone who is so fat that they have the appearance of tubes (like the Michelin man)

He's so fat, he's tubic!

by Beedo April 22, 2009

Tubing In Aruba

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.

by Je parle français January 31, 2019

tubin'

Whippin' at your meat during a video conference call.

I was tired of Karen's constant complaining so I decided to a little tubin' to show my disdain

by Ziggipops October 19, 2020

wine tubing

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

You Tubacide

The act of deleting one's You Tube account, usually committed in a moment of personal crisis. You Tubacide is often followed by feelings of regret, and the opening of a new account with a screen name closely associated with the You Tuber's previous screen name.

Dumdiddly committed You Tubacide, but opened a new account. His new screen name is Dumdiddlydork.

by klusnark October 7, 2009

Tubucky Jones

A woman who is by nature a worrier. Always going on about something new that's not to her liking.

Woman: well get on that, you remember what happened last time.

Man: ok...

Woman: I mean it... blah blah blah

Man: cool it Tubucky Jones!

by Tubucky Jones September 7, 2009