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Pronounced (two-bees), not (tubby-s). Got it? Good.
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When undergoing the changes of puberty, girls' breast grow and in most cases, the use of a bra will help make them grow into perky, attractive, men pleasers. However, growth can become an enemy. Without any means of stopping the "flood", the breasts will become elongated, larger than average, and saggy.Gross, right?
In the elderly.....i guess the breasts become a little tired....and fall. Verrry low. This is the best example of a tubie. In youths, the breasts are more pancake-like, and not a good example. In the elderly, however, the breasts are skinny, long, and to be honest....repulsive. That, my friends, is a tubie. And you're staring straight at them.
Did you forget about that? Yeah, remember? You're in high class resturaunt. And you're eyeballing a pair of long, skinny, old fart boobs. That's right. Perv.
(//_^)
So, tubies is the combination of the words Tube and Boobies. Essentially, tube boobs. So the next time you see a nice family getting together for the evening, and the old fartbag accross from you possesses two of the most turn-off body parts in the world, you can tell all of your friends exactly what you saw.
You're going to your favorite place, Longhorn's, Outback, wherever, and you sit at your table. You pick up the menu, though you don't really need it because you already know what you're going to order. The top of the menu is juuust high enough to cover your vision of the table in front of yours. That is, until you set it down.
You do just that, and you glance at the next table. You're kind of shocked, at first. Its not the first time you've seen them, but it sort of caught you a little of guard. You can't stop staring because....its just TOO good. Sitting maybe ten feet from you, in front of the two children, enjoying a nice salad is Grandma Tubies.
Tubies by LOVELESS_FF7 April 28, 2010
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Hey baby you want sex? Naw not now I am watching youtube. Your nothing but a F'n "Tubies".
Tubies by Silverbass May 8, 2013

Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Anjney Tubes 

Anjney Tubes is the leading manufacturer of Non - Metallic Industrial Pipes and fittings with an innovative concept of ENERGY SAVING.
Choose your best quality Industrial Pipes with Anjney Tubes
Anjney Tubes by PipeSector February 2, 2023

Tubesmart 

Educated via the YouTube videos.
Comparable to book smarts and street smarts.
Johny had great street smarts, and Jenny had great book smarts, but Robert had the Tubesmarts and solved the unsolvable puzzle.
Tubesmart by Windwurfer August 16, 2019

The Black Tubes 

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.
Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.
The Black Tubes by LeHitcher October 22, 2008

pulling tubes 

Slang for... Smoking or hitting a fresh packed bong.
Swing by my place before the movies. We'll pull some tubes first. "pulling tubes"
pulling tubes by NYR11 August 12, 2009