by MandyW April 27, 2023
Quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker to ever have a seat in the United States senate.
A former Auburn football coach (and an awful one at that) that ran for Senate in Alabama despite knowing absolutely fuck all about politics. He is incapable of identifying the three branches of government in the United States, doesn't even know the reason why the U.S. fought in World War II, and rejects the January 6th commission "until they make it bipartisan", despite the commission already being bipartisan.
Only voted in because Alabama voters only care whether or not a candidate has an 'R' after their name, as long as said candidate doesn't have credible pedophile accusations against them. (see Roy Moore)
A former Auburn football coach (and an awful one at that) that ran for Senate in Alabama despite knowing absolutely fuck all about politics. He is incapable of identifying the three branches of government in the United States, doesn't even know the reason why the U.S. fought in World War II, and rejects the January 6th commission "until they make it bipartisan", despite the commission already being bipartisan.
Only voted in because Alabama voters only care whether or not a candidate has an 'R' after their name, as long as said candidate doesn't have credible pedophile accusations against them. (see Roy Moore)
Noteworthy Tommy Tuberville moments:
-Claims the Jan. 6th insurrection "should've never happened" and was not justified (which is true, but...), despite one of his first orders of business being to try to overturn the 2020 election results and being complicit prior to this statement.
-In an interview, stated “Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”
-Claims his father fought in World War II “liberating Paris from socialism and communism.”
As time goes on, there's bound to be more. Alabama deserves better than this, but sadly, not much can be done when voters are stupid enough to vote for people like Tuberville. To think an actual politician like Doug Jones was voted out in favor of this clown.
-Claims the Jan. 6th insurrection "should've never happened" and was not justified (which is true, but...), despite one of his first orders of business being to try to overturn the 2020 election results and being complicit prior to this statement.
-In an interview, stated “Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”
-Claims his father fought in World War II “liberating Paris from socialism and communism.”
As time goes on, there's bound to be more. Alabama deserves better than this, but sadly, not much can be done when voters are stupid enough to vote for people like Tuberville. To think an actual politician like Doug Jones was voted out in favor of this clown.
by PurplePenguin007 June 04, 2021
Tommy "Ears" Tuberville is the head coach of Auburn University, a.k.a. the cow college, a.k.a. the barn, a.k.a. Chop Block University. He lacks integrity "hence the only way he will leave ole miss would be in pine box"...lol.
He has yet to produce a Nc for the barn. In 2004 he went 13-0 and nothing to show. He has to live every day, as the step sister to Nick Saban.
Teaches young men how to chop block.
His own wife had to sleep around on him to find a real man.
He has yet to produce a Nc for the barn. In 2004 he went 13-0 and nothing to show. He has to live every day, as the step sister to Nick Saban.
Teaches young men how to chop block.
His own wife had to sleep around on him to find a real man.
by david from bama March 18, 2008
Noun. A village of degenerate subhumans whose only modification is the presence of plastic noise tubes in every natural orifice (plus some unnatural ones) for easy penetration, which is their main goal in life. To show proof of this, the tubes are never cleaned, so others can see which ones remain untouched. Occasionally one of them succeeds in getting all the tubes nice and crusty. Then the visible tubes are filled with poop from random donors and pushed in until they are barely visible, and the village bestows the honorific "Tommy" on the winner. Unsatisfied with mediocrity, these winners usually have many more holes created surgically (with tubes, of course).
"Hey, I don't have enough money for a prostitute. Let's go to Tuberville tonight."
"Are you crazy? That place is as gross as it is creepy. Plus last time I went I got fourteen venereal diseases, and the doc told me that he was going to write a paper on six of them because they haven't been described in the medical books yet."
"Are you crazy? That place is as gross as it is creepy. Plus last time I went I got fourteen venereal diseases, and the doc told me that he was going to write a paper on six of them because they haven't been described in the medical books yet."
by Andromeda's Bumper January 03, 2025