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Tube Baby

A baby that has been born through a mans penis
Yeah my daughter ended up being a tube baby
by Thicc mama August 31, 2016
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boob tube baby

Stereotype used to categorize individuals who fall into a fairly modern trend in child rearing, where the child is not properly raised. Instead the parent(s) occupy the child by setting them in front of a TV as opposed to actively engaging the child in productive activities. This type of childhood typically fosters poor social behaviors and disorders such as ADHD, beckoning use of term.
John is the most awkward boob tube baby I've ever run in to.
by Chillbur November 27, 2012
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test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.
Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
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test tube baby

A test tube baby was conceived by artificial means, by introducing the sperm and egg to each other outside the body. The zygote is then implanted into the future mother's womb.

Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.
Jill had a very hard time getting pregnant, so she decided to try having a test tube baby.
by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004
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Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
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test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.
Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.
by Kevin ma May 2, 2006
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Budget Test Tube Baby

Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.
A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.
by shamansuvanam October 3, 2011
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