Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.

Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.

Tub-Rub by Brian Daggett May 31, 2016

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Tub-Rub

The act of one male rubbing another male in any way that satisfies him. The tub-rub, as you might have guessed, must be conducted in or around a tub. It is not exclusive to porcelain bathtubs but can also be conducted in large tupperwares, garbage bins, coolers, etc.

Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.

Will: "Wassuuuuupp."

Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."

Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."

Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."

Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."

Troy: "Done."

Tub-Rub by BennettMyhran April 19, 2009

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tub and rub

When you go to the movie theater and order a tub of popcorn. Afterwhich you cut a hole in the bottom and allow your date to reach inside.

"I would like a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and no salt. I'm getting a tub and rub tonight."

tub and rub by robzilla85 November 22, 2013

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rub tub

The collection of mental images a woman uses of attractive men (or women, depending on the woman in question's sexual orientation) for masturbatory purposes.

Plainly speaking, it's the female equivalent of a spank bank.

Damn that guy is hot, he is soooooo going in my rub tub.

rub tub by zoeyainthowuspellit December 5, 2007