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Trumpzoned 

To be ostracised by your peers, often after a drunken comment or rant on social media . One can be Trumpzoned for many reasons, particularly in regards to comments around race , religion or sexual preference.
Rita “Crikey,I didn’t know Sue was such a red-necked biggot, did you see her rant on Twitter last night?”
Bob “yeah,Sue has really disappointed me with her ignorance, if she’s not careful she’ll find herself Trumpzoned!”
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Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.
I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.
Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

rusty trumpbone 

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.
rusty trumpbone by Zamzara November 29, 2016

trumpoonery 

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.
You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).
trumpoonery by LostFido February 7, 2018

Rusty Trumpbone 

A similar act to the rusty trombone. It’s when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.
Rusty Trumpbone by StevieGSpot69 October 16, 2019

trumphoneous 

Adj.: Having the initial or outward appearance or characteristics of being honest or true and subsequently found to be false and intentionally misleading, usually to gain an advantage or influence the opinions of others. 2. Having been deemed true by consensus but unverified by an independent expert or credentialed authority. 3. Having the duplicitous quality of being too good to be true.
The more he insisted he was telling the truth, the more trumphoneous he sounded. Don't believe everything you hear for it's easy to mistake the trumphoneous for the truth. We thought the offer might be trumphoneous so we didn't take it.
trumphoneous by anonymous June 20, 2024