Trumpy Dumpy

The act of dumping your semen into someone's while playing the trumpet

Me and Sue did the Trumpy Dumpy in the school talent show

by SpacePieTato August 27, 2022

dumpy-trumpy

When someone has a fat ass.

Crazy hobo: "You see Ryan over there? He has a dumpy-trumpy".

Normal Human being: "What the fuck".

by MrTophat2875 October 8, 2021

Trump Dump Day

An unconventional national day celebrated across the globe by going to the shitter and imagining Trump's turd face in the toilet bowl and taking a massive dump on him.

Folks around the world celebrate in unison Trump Dump Day, some even multiple times a day. Show your Patriotism every time you have to go - think of Trump and deposit your Dump.

by AmericanAlias January 27, 2017

Trump Dump

An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.

Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!

by #trumpdump March 21, 2017

Trump dump

When Donald trump takes a verbal shit

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!

by Emazing July 19, 2016

steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.

The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

by pseudononymous November 17, 2016