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Trumptopia 

A form of government characterized by an emphasis on anti-intellectualism, misogyny, and racism. It is also void of truth, tact, morals, consistency, and acceptance. Although this type of government may appeal to a certain number of citizens, they are often void of care, thought, individualism, intelligence, respct, and truth. They are often happy and anxious to show their disdain for those who do not follow their ideals and have great disdain for women, minorities, and Democrats.
Friend 1: "Damn, that girl is fiiiine! I'm gonna go grab her by the pussy."

Friend 2: "Whoa bro, you can't just go up to a woman and grab her by the pussy. What the hell's wrong with you?!"

Friend 1: "Yes I can, bro. In a Trumptopia, you can do whatever the hell you want to women, minorities, and the poor without any regard for their civil liberties. Even our president does it!"

Friend 2: "Fair enough, bro. Knock yourself out."

Friend 1: "I don't need your permission, Toby. Fuck off!"
Trumptopia by Music Munky November 16, 2016
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Trumptilian 

A hybrid word combining “Trump” and “reptilian,” for obvious reasons.
He moved toward me in the elevator in that Trumptilian manner of his, like I was an insect he was about to consume.
Trumptilian by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020

Trumptasia 

the place in fantasy land where one lives believing "I alone can fix it."
Guy1: Don is still trying to start his mower?
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.

Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.
Trumptasia by Marquise_T September 7, 2016

trumphobia 

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.
All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.
trumphobia by bulletfxr July 9, 2017

Trumponian Justice 

If anybody disagrees with you or exposes your true motives, fire them.
He has protected himself with a force field of Trumponian Justice, by letting Cindy go when he screwed the pooch...

Trumpoliage 

Trumpoliage is scattered sounds, often used in response to a slur, usually in negative connotation, often displaying uncomfortable tones and distress.
When Amy Schumer stated your wife is a faggot to the general audience, it errupted in trumpoliage.