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Trumpissist 

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs
Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.
Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

Trumpocrisy 

The act of doing the opposite of everything you claimed you would do, failing to follow your own expressed values and beliefs, claiming to have knowledge not only lacking in but also grossly deficient in consistency, loyalty and self proclaimed identity. A fool, a masked individual for political benefits.
In observing Trumpocrisy in action it's important to remember past promises not just broken but obliterated.

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

trumpromise 

foppish and/or flippant conversation,inane rhetoric, bs promises,etc..
Dude your indecisiveness! This situation has been totally Trumpromised!
trumpromise by knightB4 November 24, 2016

Trumplosion 

The process in which an orange dwarf star spews copious amounts of vile hot gas until the gravity of its own petty bullshit causes it to implode on to itself.
I'm really enjoying how this Trumplosion is playing out in the media. F' that guy!
Trumplosion by MastercraftTools August 4, 2016