2 definitions by MastercraftTools

Trumplosion

The process in which an orange dwarf star spews copious amounts of vile hot gas until the gravity of its own petty bullshit causes it to implode on to itself.

I'm really enjoying how this Trumplosion is playing out in the media. F' that guy!

by MastercraftTools August 4, 2016

doorpedo

When you close the door on someone coming to catch the elevator.

Betsy reached for the button to doorpedo her boss as he jogged to catch the morning elevator.

by MastercraftTools August 2, 2015