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Thump Dance 

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform
Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters
Thump Dance by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Trumpance 

A trumpance won't land you in jail, but a hot cosby will.
Trumpance by Sir Eddie J October 14, 2016

Trumpvance 

1. An unstoppable, overwhelming surge or blitzkrieg advance, executed with unmatched speed, precision, and power. Like playing a trump card at the perfect moment, it signifies total domination, leaving no room for resistance. Once a trumpvance begins, its momentum is inevitable and game-changing.

2. A decisive political or cultural victory marked by a rapid, unstoppable shift, reshaping the landscape with sheer force and strategic timing.

3. The ultimate power move—charging ahead with confidence and crushing everything in your path like a boss.

Etymology:

Trump: Derived from Old French trump (triumph or winning card) and Middle English trumpe, referring to a decisive or advantageous move.

Advance: From Old French avancier (“to move forward”), symbolizing relentless forward motion.

The fusion of trump and advance embodies the perfect combination of strategic timing and unstoppable momentum
1. "Their business launch was a total trumpvance—they went from zero to dominating the market overnight."

2. "That political victory wasn’t just a win; it was a trumpvance that no one saw coming."

3. "Once he started his trumpvance at the party, everyone else just gave up trying to compete."
Trumpvance by JFK lives 2025 January 20, 2025