A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed
Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the
GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so
broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the
Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad
sandwich I bought from a truck
stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump,
people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian
wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy
Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world
politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a
long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the
Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
