Truegooner

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A type of advanced gooner who is willing to go to any length in order to satisfy his (in less common cases, her) porn consuming urges such as spending hours scrolling through Pornhub's short form video section, acts of lechery over VR games and various other types of sexual deviancy that would be immediately upsetting to regular people such as extreme raceplay and age regression. Too deep down the rabbit hole and would never come back out, even if he was dragged up by force.

X- "I just stranglejerked for 4 hours to a PMV of Bailey Jay."
Y- "You're a truegooner. Get help man."

Truegooner by OrderiteScribe June 29, 2025

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trumpoonery

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.

You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).

trumpoonery by LostFido February 7, 2018

Related Words

Truegooner • trumpoonery • The Gooner • the goonery • trad gooner • True Stoner

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Rammys

-Ramifications

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Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

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I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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