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Truegooner 

A type of advanced gooner who is willing to go to any length in order to satisfy his (in less common cases, her) porn consuming urges such as spending hours scrolling through Pornhub's short form video section, acts of lechery over VR games and various other types of sexual deviancy that would be immediately upsetting to regular people such as extreme raceplay and age regression. Too deep down the rabbit hole and would never come back out, even if he was dragged up by force.
X- "I just stranglejerked for 4 hours to a PMV of Bailey Jay."
Y- "You're a truegooner. Get help man."
Truegooner by OrderiteScribe June 29, 2025
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trumpoonery 

The act of several twats in aiding and abetting an individual that everybody knows is an assclown.
You can tell that trumpoonery is still in effect by Pence's and Ryan's shit-eating grins during the State Of The Union Address (SOTUA).
trumpoonery by LostFido February 7, 2018
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008