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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
by population361 May 30, 2006
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trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.
With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.
by tuftskins November 30, 2009
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Trucker's Spa

One of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a massage "spa" but has a big sign saying "Truckers Welcome!" and is actually a low rent whorehouse. They may have names like Jade of India or Oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a "masseuse" pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. You would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.
"what is a classy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" Pal, that isn't an actual spa, it's just a Trucker's Spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks"
by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007
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Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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Trucker's Tooth

A male version of a camel toe. When a guys pants are so tight that his balls straddle the seam.
His pants are so tight he has a Trucker's Tooth.
by lelsie September 25, 2011
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Trucker's Headlock

The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.

Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.
Belladonna put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She came just before I went unconscious.
by PissTank March 8, 2015
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Trucker's trio

When you bang a mom and a daughter at the same time. Usually they are the truckers.
I stopped at a foristell, mo. truck stop. Thumb up hitchhiking. Rules of the road.... they said trucker's trio
by Tronathon87 May 9, 2020
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