Like Godzilla, but in Trout form. Likes to prey on younger men, who have abnormal amounts of body hair. Also likes ladies that look alot like them.
(Man 1) "So, dude, have you heard about the legend of Troutzilla?"
(Man 2) "Yeah - I have sexual fantasies over it. Observe my bush!"
*Troutzilla walks onto street, picks Man 2 up, and licks him.*
(Man 1) "Looks like that fantasy is reality." *Winks*
(Man 2) "Yeah - I have sexual fantasies over it. Observe my bush!"
*Troutzilla walks onto street, picks Man 2 up, and licks him.*
(Man 1) "Looks like that fantasy is reality." *Winks*
by Cornflakes.Kid September 24, 2009
guy 1: Did you see TROUTZILLA over there, trying to work that corner?
guy 2: yeah , that ho is the biggest tramp ever.
guy 2: yeah , that ho is the biggest tramp ever.
by Katelynne's dad April 22, 2020