“OMG! What ate all of my hotspot’s 5 gigabyte monthly data allotment? Now I gotta pay forty extra bucks for my typical 4 gig usage.”
“Look out! Windows has control of your PC and there’s no stopping their updates. I lost 2 gig to the 10 monster yesterday just trying to check my email. And now my business productivity is toast. I’ve wasted days trying to stop the Micro-monster and I’m still a victim. It’s hopeless. No human is safe!”
Joe: "That crazy twunt is finally moving out of my house."
Bob: "Oh, you mean Twuntzilla? I can't believe you kept her around for so long!"
Joe: "I know but she gave an epic bj and could reach all the top shelves."