Trottsing 

The art of using a check as an opportunity to present the waiter/waitress with one's phone number. This technique can be used in any similar situation.

There are a lot of hot waitresses that work at that restaurant so I've been trottsing there and picking up lots of girls.

Trottsing by mkdnk April 19, 2009

Globe thotting 

someone who travels around the country, being a thot.

Cassie took a semester off so she could go globe thotting. Get ethnic dick.

Globe thotting by KaydeZ April 8, 2017

productivity throttling controls 

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

productivity throttling controls by sutch December 9, 2010

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf 

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

throttling 

Describes the intentional shipping and receiving delays imposed by the online DVD rental service NetFlix to limit their customer's maximum number of DVD rentals per month.

By delaying the shipment and denying the receipt of returned DVD's, NetFlix is able to limit (throttling) users to a maximum number of DVD's per month while advertising unlimited rentals. This practice has recently come to light with both a Class Action law suit and recent a recent AP story that ran nationally.

throttling by Rusty_R February 15, 2006

thotting 

Whoring around, advertising booty or dressing suggestively on social media or otherwise engaging in THOT behavior

She's thotting on instagram again

thotting by cuckslayer2017 February 20, 2018

Tottying 

When you eat tater tots off her titty.

Bro 1: Hey what were yall doing?
Bro 2: Bro we were totally tottying

Tottying by Ewbishwhatareyoudoing October 2, 2019