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Toolishness 

Displaying the characteristics of a tool, aka loser or douchebag.
Tom's toolishness was apparent when he described his evening only in the amount of alcoholic beverage he had consumed.

"Yeah man, i was sooooooo wasted last night, I had like 50 beers. I gotta check my bank account to see what i did last night"
Toolishness by Zak Attack January 30, 2008
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Trolliness 

A quality of the personality and state of the soul that is the opposite of holiness.

The pathological need to be cruel and inflict emotional pain because you get off on it,

you feed on it, you are projecting your own negativity onto others(maybe you're relieved psychologically by this?),
and it gives your evil essence a sense of power.
Trolliness has increased in the world in direct proportion to the growth of the internet and 'places'
like Facebook and other fora.
Trolliness has increased in the world in direct proportion to the growth of the internet and 'places'
like Facebook and other fora.
Trolliness by Jhana September 2, 2016

toolishness 

To behave in a rude manner, or to act in such a way as to invite people to not like you.
We will not respond to Kiranth's toolishness.
toolishness by Dorian August 3, 2005

Toolishness 

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.
Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.
Toolishness by Excellante December 8, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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