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trolling for 

When in fishing, 'trolling' is where a fisher slowly meanders a lake with bait in the water hoping to attract a fish to bite. On the internet, one can go 'trolling for' some sort of response, or activity.

Sometimes you hit someone up for sex, and that's called trolling for dick.
Bro 1 "Yo, the other night on Facebook some guy messaged me to play pool."
Bro 2 "Awww man, that's awesome, did you go? "
Bro 1 "Naw man, I didn't. Turns out he didn't wanna play pool after all, he gave me a bj because we was just trolling for dick."
trolling for by Jamesknapper January 17, 2017
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trolling for pharma 

Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties
Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma

Trolling for Strange 

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.
All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?
Trolling for Strange by drok n roll January 20, 2010

Trolling for Trollups 

To cruise around red light districts or public areas searching for prostitutes.
last night i went trolling for trollups for over and hour before i hooked up with this sleezy hooker on 79 street.

Trolling for Bubba  

A telephone game played for general amusement. After the bets are made a phone number is found to one of any restaurants, diners, bars etc. that is located in one of the many Podunk towns in the Southern United States. When the phone has been answered, the caller in his best Southern drawl asks if his buddy "Bubba" is there on the premises. If a Redneck with the name Bubba indeed comes to the phone, the caller wins!
Trolling for Bubba player: "Say there! Would my buddy Bubba happen to be there eatin' breakfast this mornin?"

Waitress: "Should he be?"

Trolling for Bubba player: "Yes indeed Ma'am - we were out possum huntin' til 3 this morning, and he always has breakfast there in the corner booth!"

Waitress: (Yelling) "Bubba! Someone wants you on the phone!" "Here he comes....."

Trolling for Bubba player: "Score!!"
Trolling for Bubba by Nedster November 28, 2007

trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."

Trolling for todd 

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.
We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive
Trolling for todd by HateSickFux August 11, 2019
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