Illusive 

Something really hard to find or come by.

Frank: Man have you seen Sean around that bitch owes me money?
Paul: Nah man when it comes to money that guys illusive

Illusive by fob_eater April 28, 2009

Illusive 

Illusive is how you seem to be

Illusive is a term used for fake people in society that hold secrets

Illusive by Citystyles September 5, 2016

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard 

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

the illusive hobnob goblin 

This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.

beware that the illusive hobnob goblin has got the munchies!

the illusive hobnob goblin by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019

The Illusive Stevens 

Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.

Not unless it's Monday !!

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The Illusive Stevens by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017

illusivebeast 

This person hates women and is a the quartering fan. Probably because ye gets no bitches.

Oh man that twitter user Illusivebeast tried to do another one of his “hi lol”.
He needs to learn that this shit won’t work.

illusivebeast by CapaldiDoc July 13, 2021