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toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter
Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.
toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007
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toiloitte 

The results of hiring an expensive and ineffective firm of management consultants to come and burn a pile of your money for you.
Well, now that Toiloitte have delivered their report and gone, we can get back to doing some real work.
toiloitte by Dr Cassidy November 25, 2022

Toiloiter 

verb
gerund or present participle: toiloitering

sit on the toilet avoidantly with a purpose that is not gastrointestinally related, esp. as in students evading classwork
When the teacher tried unsuccessfully to retrieve her students toiloitering in the bathroom to avoid their math lesson, she angrily shrieked, “F@&# this! I don’t give a s@&# if you ever understand fractions!”
Toiloiter by Julie Oolie September 29, 2023

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026