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All the woman want him and his huge dong! Trisztan a very wealthy and healthy person who know what to do and not what to do. His love is so pure no other male in the world has his type of love. Cooks like a professional chef. He is strong confident and gives 0 about others but him and his loved ones. A huge heart and a true king to his love.
Trisztan's wife best friend: you're husband's food is amazing
Trisztan's wife: Back off bitch, he's mine!
Trisztan by anonymous November 23, 2021
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tristan alligaen 

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.
Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!
tristan alligaen by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristania 

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes
Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.
Tristania by Atheuz October 17, 2005

TristanwithaK 

TristanwithaK is a German/Filipino character from the anime: "Cock, the Movie." His presence throughout the movie has become tragic as his Math lessons turned into a nightmare where he slowly went insane. TristanwithaK also apart of the sequel of "The Tankograds" and "Technograds" where the Battle of Tirad Pass took place when both sides became a bunch of Filipino and American virgins.
"TristanwithaK is also known as Lebron von Leeb of the Army Group North."
TristanwithaK by Zhrimpian December 29, 2020

Tristansaurus-Rex 

The most dangerous of all dinosaurs for a number of reasons; Firstly it has opposable thumbs, Secondly it has a markedly larger brain than dinosaurs usually exhibit, and most importantly because it is the only one not extinct.
The Tristansaurus-Rex was locked in mortal combat with the imposing Chupacabra.
Tristansaurus-Rex by The_Last_one September 14, 2009

Tristan Tate 

Andrew Tates brother who has hair and wears sun glasses less than Andrew
Tristan Tate still has lots of BuGATies

Tristan Tate 

Sexy motherfucker who pulls all of the bitches and could destroy you in 1 punch, also a top G
hes so cool he must be tristan tate
Tristan Tate by anonymous July 24, 2022