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tristed by Tristed Advisor January 3, 2019
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twisted shits
The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020
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my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.
Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.
my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by COLLECTIVE November 3, 2013
Don't get it twisted
Don't get it twisted:
Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS
Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS
Don't get it twisted by bork152 June 5, 2022
Twisted Fister
Twisted Fister by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012
soap trusted you
- Captain Price, an angry British man that has just punched you down the stairs with a .50 Cal.
This clip is commonly used after another clip (that somebody definitely searched for) of lewding something random er some shit idk search “soap trusted you” on YouTube
This clip is commonly used after another clip (that somebody definitely searched for) of lewding something random er some shit idk search “soap trusted you” on YouTube
“Soap trusted you. I thought I could too. So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?”
frequently used in situations like: *hentai clip*
right before some porn shit happens: Price comes whooshing into the screen to save you from the horny and aggressively punches you down the stairs then recites the lines above, then puts a .50 Cal Desert Eagle to your forehead.
frequently used in situations like: *hentai clip*
right before some porn shit happens: Price comes whooshing into the screen to save you from the horny and aggressively punches you down the stairs then recites the lines above, then puts a .50 Cal Desert Eagle to your forehead.
soap trusted you by chad_bro January 18, 2021
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