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trisdick 

The smallest unit of length allowable by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. Denoted with unit τδ. See Also: Plank Length.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches"

"Let me get my calculator out. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* According to my calculations, your penis is 7.9E33 τδ (trisdicks) in length."
trisdick by therealdiskomisko February 23, 2017

trisdick 

The smallest unit of penis measurement. It must be smaller than any other mentioned unit in conversation.
"How long is your penis?"

"5 inches."
"Oh, so like 30 trisdicks!"
trisdick by diskomisko February 23, 2017

Tripdicking 

Discussing your vacations and travels in an informative but actually bragging way. An ego "trip." Also, tripdick and tripdicked.
1. I am dreading dinner with her; she just got back from London and will be "tripdicking" the entire time. 2. When our parents get together, they spend the entire time "tripdicking" to one-up each other about who took the biggest vacation.
Tripdicking by Tiny Dancer April 22, 2014

tripsick 

That feeling of longing to be back on a trip or adventure once you have returned home from said trip.
"I keep looking at these photos from my trip to Big Bend, and I'm getting tripsick. Wish I could be back there..."
tripsick by moreorlesshead January 13, 2014

Tripladike 

A person that is 3 different sexes all at once. And consists of a penis, vagina, and god knows what else.....A female that sidepipes. Ms.Kneeland.
Person A:Shiat man, is that bitch sidepipin?
Person B:Naw mayne just be a Tripladike!!
Tripladike by allfatlacedup January 22, 2009

Tripdicked

When your such a cocky ignorant dumbass that you step on your own dick and fall on your face.
Bob didn’t study for the test and completely tripdicked his way through the exam.
Tripdicked by Ranger File May 22, 2018
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