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Transience
An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.
Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.
Transience by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013
Related Words
Trinience • Treniece • tinence • Tiniente_L • Transience • trinece • Trineece • triniane • Trinice • Triniese
Apps-tinence
I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.
Apps-tinence by mj19852012 January 17, 2012
Treniece
Treniece is a baddie. She doesn't take bullshit from anybody. Don't matter who it is, you, your mother, your mother's mother, It don't matter. She will always have her friends back no matter what. And she is a loyal girlfriend who will never ever leave her companion alone. Treniece is stubborn but for good reasons. Therefore she is the best.
Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge
A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007
Trineece
Trineece is a beautiful woman who has many underlying qualities. She knows exactly what she wants and how to get it. She has the body and the looks to go with her stunning personality. Her lips and eyes are big and bold. She can be anti social but knows who to keep close. She is attractive, loveable & enjoys the company of others.
Trividence
Trividence by Shenziwu January 15, 2021
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