A lifeless shallow human, whom's whole existence is to trigger others anyway they can.
Usually these "people" get angry at any tiny little thing, and try to make it everyone else's problem.
After bob screamed at his friend for walking near him after asking for help, strongly indicating he needed someone there for said "help", he then paused a moment to come up with a stupid excuse as to why he now didn't need help and then proclaimed he never said anything in the first place to backtrack and instigate a problem with his worried friend, to cause new drama, which would give him some ill gained satisfaction. Bob's friend now tired of Bobs crap and compulsive lying says "adios Triggerbot!" and left. The end.
A lifeless shallow human, whom's whole existence is to trigger others anyway they can.
Usually these "people" get angry at any tiny little thing, and try to make it everyone else's problem.
After bob screamed at his friend for walking near him after asking for help, strongly indicating he needed someone there for said "help", he then paused a moment to come up with a stupid excuse as to why he now didn't need help and then proclaimed he never said anything in the first place to backtrack and instigate a problem with his worried friend, to cause new drama, which would give him some ill gained satisfaction. Bob's friend now tired of Bobs crap and compulsive lying says "adios Triggerbot!" and left. The end.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*