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triggerbyte

The minimum amount of information required at any one time, to make an SJW's eyes bleed, or to get banned from Twitter. At time of publication, 1 Triggerbyte = 24 bytes arranged as a string: "there are only two genders".

The triggerbyte/byte spread tracks well against overall intellectual capacity in a society (the lower the amount needed to offend, the more infantile and brainwashed the culture). Likely to continue going down, with say racist numbers or sexist words.
A red pill is approx 2034 triggerbytes of information.
triggerbyte by prezbiz April 25, 2019
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triggerbitch 

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(a)Triggerbitch(es):
A person(s) of any gender characterized by exasperating every social conflict or emergency by their overreaction, inability to prioritize, lack of knowledge, hysterical call to action, followed by self-congratulatory statement that everything went awesome in spite of their ineptitude at every step.
'I had an argument with a triggerbitch about coffee at work, in 5 seconds she was pissed, cried, and screamed that I was being agressive. By then another triggerbitch called me bro and wanted to take it outside.
triggerbitch by Magnusmaximus February 1, 2019

triggerbot 

a program used to shoot for u (commonly used on csgo)
holy shet he prefired the fuck outta me TRIGGERBOT
triggerbot by ImAScriptKiddy November 12, 2017

Triggerbitch 

MIKE: so blah blah manplaining

JESS: don't mangling me
MIKE: don't be a triggerbitch feminists
Triggerbitch by Kurt Doomer May 20, 2020

Triggerbot 

A lifeless shallow human, whom's whole existence is to trigger others anyway they can.

Usually these "people" get angry at any tiny little thing, and try to make it everyone else's problem.
After bob screamed at his friend for walking near him after asking for help, strongly indicating he needed someone there for said "help", he then paused a moment to come up with a stupid excuse as to why he now didn't need help and then proclaimed he never said anything in the first place to backtrack and instigate a problem with his worried friend, to cause new drama, which would give him some ill gained satisfaction. Bob's friend now tired of Bobs crap and compulsive lying says "adios Triggerbot!" and left. The end.
Triggerbot by THEsmackBRO January 25, 2024

Triggerbot 

A lifeless shallow human, whom's whole existence is to trigger others anyway they can.

Usually these "people" get angry at any tiny little thing, and try to make it everyone else's problem.
After bob screamed at his friend for walking near him after asking for help, strongly indicating he needed someone there for said "help", he then paused a moment to come up with a stupid excuse as to why he now didn't need help and then proclaimed he never said anything in the first place to backtrack and instigate a problem with his worried friend, to cause new drama, which would give him some ill gained satisfaction. Bob's friend now tired of Bobs crap and compulsive lying says "adios Triggerbot!" and left. The end.
Triggerbot by THEsmackBRO January 25, 2024
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