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triggerbyte

The minimum amount of information required at any one time, to make an SJW's eyes bleed, or to get banned from Twitter. At time of publication, 1 Triggerbyte = 24 bytes arranged as a string: "there are only two genders".

The triggerbyte/byte spread tracks well against overall intellectual capacity in a society (the lower the amount needed to offend, the more infantile and brainwashed the culture). Likely to continue going down, with say racist numbers or sexist words.
A red pill is approx 2034 triggerbytes of information.
triggerbyte by prezbiz April 25, 2019
Words you can keep

triggerbitch 

I want this in the Urban Dictionary.⬇️
(a)Triggerbitch(es):
A person(s) of any gender characterized by exasperating every social conflict or emergency by their overreaction, inability to prioritize, lack of knowledge, hysterical call to action, followed by self-congratulatory statement that everything went awesome in spite of their ineptitude at every step.
'I had an argument with a triggerbitch about coffee at work, in 5 seconds she was pissed, cried, and screamed that I was being agressive. By then another triggerbitch called me bro and wanted to take it outside.
triggerbitch by Magnusmaximus February 1, 2019

triggerbot 

a program used to shoot for u (commonly used on csgo)
holy shet he prefired the fuck outta me TRIGGERBOT
triggerbot by ImAScriptKiddy November 12, 2017

Triggerbitch 

MIKE: so blah blah manplaining

JESS: don't mangling me
MIKE: don't be a triggerbitch feminists
Triggerbitch by Kurt Doomer May 20, 2020

Triggerbot 

A lifeless shallow human, whom's whole existence is to trigger others anyway they can.

Usually these "people" get angry at any tiny little thing, and try to make it everyone else's problem.
After bob screamed at his friend for walking near him after asking for help, strongly indicating he needed someone there for said "help", he then paused a moment to come up with a stupid excuse as to why he now didn't need help and then proclaimed he never said anything in the first place to backtrack and instigate a problem with his worried friend, to cause new drama, which would give him some ill gained satisfaction. Bob's friend now tired of Bobs crap and compulsive lying says "adios Triggerbot!" and left. The end.
Triggerbot by THEsmackBRO January 25, 2024

Triggerbot 

A lifeless shallow human, whom's whole existence is to trigger others anyway they can.

Usually these "people" get angry at any tiny little thing, and try to make it everyone else's problem.
After bob screamed at his friend for walking near him after asking for help, strongly indicating he needed someone there for said "help", he then paused a moment to come up with a stupid excuse as to why he now didn't need help and then proclaimed he never said anything in the first place to backtrack and instigate a problem with his worried friend, to cause new drama, which would give him some ill gained satisfaction. Bob's friend now tired of Bobs crap and compulsive lying says "adios Triggerbot!" and left. The end.
Triggerbot by THEsmackBRO January 25, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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