Trigger mortis 

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

Trigger mortis by Jabier March 2, 2011

Trigger Mortis 

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

Trigger Mortis by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered

“Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”

Trigger Mortise by Saintswamps July 7, 2021

triggermortis 

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

triggermortis by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.

friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.

triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022

triggermorris 

that phenomenon of like when you’re so triggered by something that you die a little and your body stiffens up like death started setting into your bones for a little bit.

friend: are you coming to the party later?

(recovering crystal meth addict): who’s party?

friend: crystal bethany’s party! it’s gonna be lit as fuck!

(recovering crystal meth addict): im triggermorris gworl i cant. sorry.

triggermorris by babycakesrome August 2, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005