Tree Boxer

A tall muscular man with stamina; a fighter; a protector; and a lover.

I can see you have found yourself a nice tree boxer young lady,
Every woman dreams of finding their tree boxer.

by Intrinsicmotiv February 19, 2018

Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018

TreeBoxer

someone who stands outside a house with the intent to stalk someone else and bobs and weaves through bushes and trees so as to not get caught stalking

Man i caught this treeboxer in my bushes last night.

by GSp3ctr3 August 18, 2009