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travel boner 

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.
this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.
travel boner by power fm June 5, 2010

Time-Travel Boner 

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.
"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"
Time-Travel Boner by lodfrog June 3, 2013

traveloner 

Someone who travels alone. Unsociable backpackers.
I saw a guy walking alone yesterday. I thought he was a traveloner but apparently he lives here.
I have no space in my car for you, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a bit of a traveloner.
What are you going to do after school? I'm going to be a travelloner for a year.
'OMG why is that guy so unsociable! I thought people came travelling to get to meet new people and explore new places... he's such a traveloner!'
traveloner by C1GRAMVOC!;) July 24, 2018
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026