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An incredibly fat stoner
The trashnut likes cake
Trashnut by sirFatboy December 18, 2010
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Trash nut 

When you spend 45 minutes wacking off and you barely feel the nut.
Damn I just spent all that time jerking off and it was a trash nut
Trash nut by Allthenamesgone November 9, 2017

Trashnite 

Person 1: I hate Fortnite
Person 2: It’s Trashnite
Person 1: True
Trashnite by TheAwesomeGT1 June 24, 2019
the removal and hauling away of debris inside of a bank owned home which also consists of cleaning, installing smoke detectors, lightbulbs, water heater straps, lightbulbs, as well as cutting the lawn and various other things
Becky did a bang up job doing the trashout at that property today.
Trashout by TeXanMike May 10, 2011

trashnet 

When someone has trashnet, their internet is below 4 or 5 bars.
Person 1: Hey dude, hop on val with me
Person 2: Nah I can't, I have trahsnet.

Person 1: never heard of that word before- intretsing.
Person 2: Trashnet is basically trash internet, put together so it has less sylla-
Person 1: OKAY! I get it you nerd.
trashnet by Henrietta_111 February 10, 2023

Trashnite 

The most sh**ty game on the whatever 2018. It has crappy graphics, stupid glitches and there is nothing that costs less that 20 pounds. ‚Hey, please pay 200 pounds to buy basic gun’. Absolute bullcrap.
I think I just discovered the s***tiest game on the planet! I will not call it fortnite. I will call it trashnite. Why theehg
Jadnjk did EpicGames make this bullcrap?
Trashnite by EmilGamingThinks December 6, 2018

trashmutation 

the general dumbing-down movement of a civilisation and decrease of beauty and connectedness
Real victims of trashmutation, they shrugged and went on eating their cardboard fries and gazing at the telly, comfortably numb.
trashmutation by New Earl Butler December 27, 2016
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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