Transilent 

Noun:
1. One who is completely random and out of place.
2. One who will say the most inappropriate things that have nothing to do with the current topic of discussion.
3. A common typo of transient since L is close to the I on the keyboard.

Verb:
1. To act out of place and enjoy it in any way, shape, or form.
2. To have the weirdest and most random epiphany about yourself.

Some Guy: So the other day I was at my girlfriend's house and we were...

Me: I LIKE PIE!!!

Some Guy: ....Wha...Dude, stop being such a transilent.

Transilent by CallMeCrazy December 12, 2008

transient juice 

Transient juice is the juice that's excreted from a homeless person. Usually left on tables, chairs and bus seats that they have used.

A transient left his transient juice on the table.

transient juice by Transient August 22, 2016

Bong Hit Transplant 

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

Bong Hit Transplant by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY May 31, 2018

Transience 

An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.

Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.

Transience by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013

Transplanto 

Non-native Texans moving into the greater Austin area by the boatloads.

Frank just had two batches of Transplantos straight out of the San Jose, California area move into his quiet cul de sac.

Transplanto by Dickedup August 20, 2010

personality transplant 

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality

Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.

personality transplant by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

fart transplant 

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

fart transplant by Rick M July 22, 2006