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Transgressions 

When a multi-millionaire celebrity pro-sportsman who can all but walk on water, has the world at his feet, has the most stunning Scandinavian swimsuit model wife that not even the teenage serial-masturbators from "Weird Science" could begin to create, and has dream product endorsement deals shooting out of his wazoo, decides to play "hide-the-cocktail-wiener" with a dumb blonde nightclub waitress, thereby jepordizing his unbelievable good fortune for the sake of a "3-pumps-and-a-squirt" hook-up. The man forgoes Grade-A steak to feast upon a Wendy's patty...
Tiger Woods: "My darling wife, please forgive my transgressions, I have let you down..."

Mrs. Hot Woods: "Hmm... I know, why don't I repeatedly forgive your transgressions with this nine-iron in your face you cheating burger-girl fucker??!!"
Transgressions by QuinnyT December 4, 2009

Transgressions 

A group of whores who like to ride one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch married dick.

These whores generally hang out in Las Vegas and will travel with said dick to exotic places in the world for a ride; Australia etc. Sometimes these whores appear on shitty reality tv shows; ie Tool Academy.

This word is usually used by Stanford graduates and other well spoken people to confuse the semi-retarded general population.
Sorry for my transgressions, but I had a rough day on the golf course and my model wife's vag isn't good enough.
Transgressions by ToolorCool.com December 4, 2009

transgressions 

a great explanation by tiger woods...
excuse me for my transgressions, but i could not control myself...

transgressions 

an act that goes against a law, rule, or code of conduct; an offense.
"I'll be keeping an eye out for further transgressions
transgressions by Cearl100 April 3, 2020

transgressions 

When a celebrity, while traveling, gets all sorts of road sex with many many different partners, behind their spouse's back. Almost always leading to being caught by their spouse, and forcing them to make vague, cheesy apologies to the media.
Golfer Tiger Woods said today that he regrets "transgressions" that "let his family down."
transgressions by MRpolite December 2, 2009

transgressive 

"Wow, those new jeans are totally transgressive."
transgressive by super5chillo October 18, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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