Transgressions 

When a multi-millionaire celebrity pro-sportsman who can all but walk on water, has the world at his feet, has the most stunning Scandinavian swimsuit model wife that not even the teenage serial-masturbators from "Weird Science" could begin to create, and has dream product endorsement deals shooting out of his wazoo, decides to play "hide-the-cocktail-wiener" with a dumb blonde nightclub waitress, thereby jepordizing his unbelievable good fortune for the sake of a "3-pumps-and-a-squirt" hook-up. The man forgoes Grade-A steak to feast upon a Wendy's patty...

Tiger Woods: "My darling wife, please forgive my transgressions, I have let you down..."

Mrs. Hot Woods: "Hmm... I know, why don't I repeatedly forgive your transgressions with this nine-iron in your face you cheating burger-girl fucker??!!"

Transgressions by QuinnyT December 4, 2009

Transgressions 

A group of whores who like to ride one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch married dick.

These whores generally hang out in Las Vegas and will travel with said dick to exotic places in the world for a ride; Australia etc. Sometimes these whores appear on shitty reality tv shows; ie Tool Academy.

This word is usually used by Stanford graduates and other well spoken people to confuse the semi-retarded general population.

Sorry for my transgressions, but I had a rough day on the golf course and my model wife's vag isn't good enough.

Transgressions by ToolorCool.com December 4, 2009

transgressions 

a great explanation by tiger woods...

excuse me for my transgressions, but i could not control myself...

transgressions by keepitintheshortgrass December 2, 2009

transgressions 

an act that goes against a law, rule, or code of conduct; an offense.

"I'll be keeping an eye out for further transgressions

transgressions by Cearl100 April 3, 2020

transgressions 

When a celebrity, while traveling, gets all sorts of road sex with many many different partners, behind their spouse's back. Almost always leading to being caught by their spouse, and forcing them to make vague, cheesy apologies to the media.

Golfer Tiger Woods said today that he regrets "transgressions" that "let his family down."

transgressions by MRpolite December 2, 2009

marital transgression 

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.

Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

marital transgression by problemo_official February 21, 2011

double transgression theory 

The practice of doing a second wrong deed after being caught doing a first wrong deed, with the hope that you'll probably just be punished once.

Larry: Oh man! The Double Transgression Theory! It's like when a dog is sent outside because he pee'd on the rug, so knowing he's already in trouble he takes a hotdog off the table on his way out. Brilliant.

double transgression theory by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008